That rice sized crumblets of my toasted breakfast bagel are stuck between my nips and bra itch

That brazilian wax went horribly wrong and stubble is a bitch itch

That I know I shouldn’t but I’m overdrafting by 13 cents for Saturday night Chick-Fil-A broke ass itch

That annoying underneath my the foot, arch sole gone crazy itch

That butt itch

That dry scalp underneath your weave itch

That you aint got a black book so forget that booty call itch

That booger tickler in your nostril itch

That sudden case of rush-hour traffic Tourettes itch

That back of your throat itch

That scraped my knees and the hair follicles growing through the scab itch

That 7 year I hate my job daggumit I wanna quit but it’s a recession itch

That I want to beat these Bebe’s kids but they aren’t mine itch

That chickenpox itch


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