I’m black with no booty.
According to my mom, it will take 3 kids, another decade, and consuming a megaton of plantains and beans for me to get her awe worthy back end.
For all my fellow small booty chicks, this is for you…
Your skirt rides up your back because you don’t have enough booty fat to hold the skirt snugly in place
Tights don’t look good on you
White guys holler at ya
You only have to rub the glory hole once after you take a dump
Your nickname is “bonecrusher” because when you sit on someone’s lap it hurts you and the victim
Your ass is blue after a cold day
There are no vibrations, trumpet or zipper sounds when you fart
You are mistaken for a butch from the back
You have to poke two new holes in your belt
Your starch-stiff pants look like granny’s drawstring bottoms from tightening up that belt
There is a special fit of pants made just for you-
“the diaper fit”
Men get quiet when when you walk away
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