Iris Eben

The Itch You Can’t Scratch

The Itch You Can’t Scratch

The Itch You Can’t Scratch

That rice sized crumblets of my toasted breakfast bagel are stuck between my nips and bra itch

That brazilian wax went horribly wrong and stubble is a bitch itch

That I know I shouldn’t but I’m overdrafting by 13 cents for Saturday night Chick-Fil-A broke ass itch

That annoying underneath my the foot, arch sole gone crazy itch

That butt itch

That dry scalp underneath your weave itch

That you aint got a black book so forget that booty call itch

That booger tickler in your nostril itch

That sudden case of rush-hour traffic Tourettes itch

That back of your throat itch

That scraped my knees and the hair follicles growing through the scab itch

That 7 year I hate my job daggumit I wanna quit but it’s a recession itch

That I want to beat these Bebe’s kids but they aren’t mine itch

That chickenpox itch


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